Moye Moye Ho Gaya?

"BC 10 minute se news padh raha hai, itni der mein 20 reels dekh leta toh kam se kam dimaag toh thoda aur kharab hota.

Chal ab phone rakh aur 'Hustle' kar varna AI teri bandi aur teri naukri dono le jayega."

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DELHI METRO CONTENT PASS

Dance karna hai ya kalesh? Humara pass lo. CISF wale pakdenge toh hum bol denge 'Prank hai bhai'. Social anxiety ki maut, views ki baarish.

#Systemm #MetroVibes

Career

AI-PROOF CHAI WALA SETUP

ChatGPT chai nahi pila sakta. Humse franchise lo 'B.Tech AI-Victim Chai Wala'. Business model simple hai: News padho aur logon ka dukh suno.

#JobCrisis #AbbaNahiMaanenge

Dating

SITUATION-SHIP INSURANCE

6 mahine se 'Just Friends' ho? Humara insurance lo. Agar wo kisi aur ke saath reel daale, toh hum tumhe 1 plate Momos aur 1 quarter 'Gham' compensation denge.

#KatGaya #RedFlag

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Hustle & Cringe

CRINGE-POST GENERATOR

"Today I saw a dog and learned B2B sales strategy." Aise wahiyat posts likhwayein. Engagement itna ki log block kar denge par algorithm khush rahega.

#HustleCulture #DeepMeaning

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ELVISH VS RAJAT: LIVE BETTING

Kaun kiske ghar jayega? Kaun kalesh karega? Paisa lagao aur barbaad ho jao. Bakchodi at its peak.

#Lafda #BiggBossVibes

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